when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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