So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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