his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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