You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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