Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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