if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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