i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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