the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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