She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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