They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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