I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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