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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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