I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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