i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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