Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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