there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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