So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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