so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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