So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
