Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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