I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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