I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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