Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I want her autograph on my taint
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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