By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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