I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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