I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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