Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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