I feel great
I just peed on a car
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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