It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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