Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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