After last night, I could never be a politician.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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