i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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