So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.