Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.