It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
