oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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