bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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