If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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