You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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