So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i now understand why vodka
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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