I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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