I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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