Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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