there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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