No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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