You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
BRING THE BAGELS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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