They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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