i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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