you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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