it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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