she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Enjoy the penises
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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