Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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