can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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