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what?
penguin condom
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Can you bring me the toilet please
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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