wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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