i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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