I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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