You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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