we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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