Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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