Fuck appropriateness.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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