We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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